[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Bm A
I have a boyfriend and he’s kinda nice
G
But when he tries to touch me, I itch like I got lice
Bm A
In my nervous system or something like that
G
My body goes numb, just preparing for contact
Bm A
Unsatisfied but never old fashioned
G
Don’t get why his tongue tastes like battery acid
Bm A
The entire time while I’m on his face, I
G
Wonder if I even like him in the first place
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A
It’s me, it’s you
C#m G
It’s always been me, but it’s you
Bm A
Unintelligible terrible attraction to him, but
G
That **** scatters when it’s her
[Chorus]
Bm A
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
G
When it’s her swallowing mine
Bm A
And you know I’m on my way to get her
G
‘Cause you threaten me the whole time
Bm
And cry and say that you’ll kick the bucket
A
Just before the night’s through
G
You’re not dying for me ’cause I never liked you
Bm A
And when this is done, and I’m dead in a gutter
G
I’ll wish I had the same ******’ eyes as my mother
[Interlude]
Bm A G
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[Verse 2]
Bm A
I have a boyfriend and I’m in denial
G
‘Cause when he tries to kiss me inside, I recoil
Bm A
And I’ve tried to appease him, so don’t be surprised
G
There’s no talking sense to a jamjar of fruit flies
Bm A
If I’m terrified, I’m scared to admit it
G
Got beer in my eyes and no phone ’cause he hid it
Bm A G
The entire time that I’m locked in his room, I know it’s goodbye
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A
‘Cause it’s me (It’s me), and you (And you)
C#m G
It’s me, it’ll always be you
Bm A
Not a fraction of compassion, just distraction to him
G
Vanish out the window for myself
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[Chorus]
Bm A
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
G
When it’s her swallowing mine (Mine)
Bm C#m
And you know I’m on my way to get her
G
‘Cause you threaten me the whole time (Time)
Bm
And cry and say that you’ll kick the bucket
G
Just before the night’s through
G
You’re not dying for me ’cause I never liked you
Bm A
And when this is done, and I’m dead in a gutter
G Bm C#m G Bm C#m G
I’ll wish I had the same ******’ eyes as my mother…………………….
[Bridge]
Bm A
Listen, it’s not me, it’s you
G
How could it be me when it’s always been you?
Bm A G
So it’s me, and her, and her
Bm A
No, it’s not me, it’s you
G
How could it be me when it’s always been you?
Bm A G
So it’s me, and her, and her
[Chorus]
Bm A
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
G
When it’s her swallowing mine
Bm A
And you know I’m on my way to get her
G
Go on, threaten me, I’m just fine
Bm
By the way, if you kick the bucket
A
Just before the night’s through
G
You’re already dead to me, Go ******* nuts, dude
Bm A
So now this is done, and I’ve pulled up the shutters
G
I think I have the same ******’ mind as my mother
[Outro]
Bm A
You’re awake now, you’ll recover
G
You’re safe now, God, love her
Bm A
You’re awake now, you’ll recover
G
You’re safe now, God, love her
Bm A G
I have a girlfriend, and she’s really nice