[Verse 1]
C F G Em
Could I be any more of a cliché for you, baby?
Dm Em
It’s been a long time coming, all my friends already know
Dm G
I think I’ve found a new low
[Verse 2]
C F G Em
But there ain’t no harm in a little bit of self-sabotaging, so
Dm Em Dm G
Maybe I could show off some skin for the honeys and see how it feels
[Chorus]
C G C G
I’m feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
F
I’m feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Am
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
C G C G
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
Am Em Am
I should get going pretty soon, ’cause I got a lot more to say
[Post-Chorus]
C G
…Feeling so (Delicious)
C G
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop
[Verse 3]
C F G Em
I’m stuck in a sitcom, shoulda never been pitched in the first place
Dm Em
I really don’t get why they keep renewing it, like
Dm G
What’s the point? It’s a waste of time
[Verse 4]
C F Dm Em
The council told me that the greens are good for my well-being
Dm F
I’m feeling flossy and free, here I’ll show you what I mean
Dm G
Take a seat right next to me
(Yeah, right)
[Chorus]
C G C G
I’m feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
F
I’m feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Am
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
C G C G
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
Am Em Am
I should get going pretty soon, ’cause I got a lot more to say
[Post-Chorus]
C G
…Feeling so (Delicious)
C G
…Feeling so (Sweet)
C
Candy cane, lollipop
G
Feeling so (Delicious)
C G
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop-pop
[Bridge]
F C
It’s a healthy distraction from the ****** lives that we both live
G F C Am
Can’t be that bad to make up a man to fall deep in love with, oh
Em Dm F
I’ve got some bad ideas in full screen high-definition
C Am F C E
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
Dm Em Dm Em
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
I’m feeling so
Before you go, real quick
Feeling so (Delicious)
[Chorus]
C F
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet (Delicious)
C F
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit, don’t mind a bit
C F
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
C F
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
C
(I’m feeling so crushed)
F
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit