[Chorus]
G Em Bm
..It’s a perfect day for a funeral
C G
It’s such a nice view when you’re six feet down
Em Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
D
Yeah, I’d rather be dead, baby, take me out
[Verse 1]
G Em
Put me in my grave in a bustdown casket
Bm C
Yeah, she got ass, but it’s too much plastic
G Em
Left her in the past ’cause she way too problematic
Bm C
****-suckin’ lips, she could probably use some chapstick
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em Bm
.. just called the plug, now he on the way
C G
I was way too ****** up yesterday
Em Bm
Say she wanna stay, but she can’t stay
C
I’m too busy getting ****** up every day
[Chorus]
G Em Bm
..It’s a perfect day for a funeral
C G
It’s such a nice view when you’re six feet down
Em Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
C
Yeah, I’d rather be dead, baby, take me out
[Interlude]
G Em Bm C
……………
[Verse 2]
G Em
Ain’t no rest ’til I rest in peace, close my eyes, but I don’t sleep
Bm C
Crack my back, I get a flashback, I took too much LSD
G Em
I swear these women just like money, coming, going as they please
Bm C
And when I find who took my Louis bag, I’m pulling out his teeth
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em Bm
…just called the plug, now he on the way
C G
I was way too ****** up yesterday
Em Bm
Say she wanna stay, but she can’t stay
C
I’m too busy getting ****** up every day
[Chorus]
G Em Bm
..It’s a perfect day for a funeral
C G
It’s such a nice view when you’re six feet down
Em Bm
**** a nine-to-five, **** a cubicle
C G Em Bm
Yeah, I’d rather be dead, baby, take me out………
[Post-Chorus]
C G Em Bm
Yeah, I’d rather be dead, baby, take me out………
C G
Yeah, come on, baby, take me out
[Outro]
Em Bm
I just called the plug, now he on the way
C G
I was so ****** up yesterday
Em Bm
I called the plug, now he on the way
C G
I was way too ****** up yesterday