[Intro]
D
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[Verse 1]
D Bm
If I hadn’t been drunk…..
A G
I wouldn’t have had that extra drink
D Bm
I wouldn’t have asked the bartender if a twenty
A G
Was enought to let me get up and sing
D Bm
If I hadn’t been drunk…
A G
I wouldn’t have dropped my keys in the snow
D Bm
Misplaced my purse and my phone
A G
And had to ask if you could walk me home
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A G D
So here’s to them, the gin, the Beam, the Jameson and Blue Moons
Bm A G D
‘Cause I hadn’t hung with them I might’ve never kissed you…
[Chorus]
G
If I hadn’t been drunk
D G D
I wouldn’t have stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
G
Wouldn’t have said, “What’s up?”
D G D
Down at the downtown bar and l?t you Go steal my heart
Bm A G F#m
Ain’t it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch all start?d with a midnight buzz?
Em F#m G
No, I never would’ve known what it meant to fall in love
D
If I hadn’t been drunk
[Interlude]
D Bm A G
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[Verse 2]
D Bm
If I hadn’t been drunk…
A G
I wouldn’t have woke up wearing your shirt
D Bm
Now I’m still rocking it six years later
A G
****, we lasted way past the hangover
D Bm
I don’t know if it was written in the stars
A G
Or maybe it was Cupid gettin’ stupid, shootin’ darts
D Bm A D
Or some tequila god connecting the dots from me to you to us…
[Chorus]
G
If I hadn’t been drunk
D G D
I wouldn’t have stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
G
Wouldn’t have said, “What’s up?”
D G D
Down at the downtown bar and l?t you Go steal my heart
Bm A G F#m
Ain’t it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch all start?d with a midnight buzz?
Em F#m G
No, I never would’ve known what it meant to fall in love
D
If I hadn’t been drunk
Bm A G
(If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been—)
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A G F#m
So here’s to them, the gin, the Beam, the Buds and Bloody Marys (Amen)
Bm A G
‘Cause if I hadn’t hung with them, we wouldn’t be getting married
D
Hey
[Chorus]
G
If I hadn’t been drunk
D G D
I wouldn’t have stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
G
Wouldn’t have said, “What’s up?” (“What’s up?”)
D G D
Down at the downtown bar and let you Go steal my heart
Bm A G F#m
Ain’t it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch all started with a midnight buzz? (With a midnight buzz)
Em F#m G
No, I never would’ve known what it meant to fall in love (Fall in love)
D
If I hadn’t been drunk
Bm A G
(If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been—)
D
If I hadn’t been drunk
Bm A G
(If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been drunk, If I hadn’t been—)
Oh, yeah, hey
D Bm A G
If I hadn’t been drunk………..
D Bm A G
If I hadn’t been drunk………..
[Outro]
D
If I hadn’t been drunk