[Chorus 1]
Em C
I love my beads, I use them as a replacement for therapy,
G D
I haven't seen my therapist in weeks.
Em C
I'm making rings, I'm gonna make some necklaces and pretty things,
G D
my amazon is full of fucking beads.
[Verse 1]
Em C
My flatmate asked me why I'm sitting up till 1 a.m.,
G D
I told her, "I been working on my beads".
Em C
She says she thinks I have a slight problem with making them,
G D
I said, "I don't know what the fuck you mean".
[Chorus 2]
Em C
I love my beads, I use them as a replacement for therapy
G D
I haven't seen my therapist in weeks.
Em C
They are so gay, I wanna wear them out in public everyday,
G D
my friends and family think I've gone insane.
[Bridge 1]
Am Em
Could this just be a bad reaction to a break-up
C G
I'm not dealing with, I bet that is the case?
D Em
The only problem is that I cannot stop making them,
Am G
I don't know if I will ever be the same.
[Verse 2]
Em C
They're in my sheets, I've started beading late at night to comfort me,
G D
I sleep alone at least, so no one sees.
Em C
My flatmate says if I don't get those stupid beads out from my bed
G D
I'll never have a girl in here again.
[Bridge 2]
Am Em
Can't you just leave me to my beading? I don't need your input,
C G
I bet that girls will think my beads are neat.
D Em
Anyway, I can not want to bed someone who can't deal
Am G
with rolling on some beads. Guess I'm a freak.
[Chorus 3]
Em C
I love my beads, I use them as a replacement for therapy,
G D
I haven't seen my therapist in weeks.
Em C
I can't pretend, I don't think that this beading phase will ever end,
G D
I might not see my therapist again.
[Outro]
Am Em
Who wants to deal with feelings? I think I will just bead
C G
until I processed all my unrelated grief.
D Em
I'll bead the pain away, until I get to Wednesday,
Am G
I'm going back to therapy next week.