[Intro]
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Am7 Am7 C C G
[Verse 1]
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All my friends are going out
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To a house in town, let’s party now
Am7
We’re gonna join the crowd
F
And make the DJ proud, let’s turn it out
Am7 G
We enter the house, there’s a vibe in the air
Em F
Lots of fun, talk and laughter, people smiling everywhere
Am7 G
It’s been a long week and I need to unwind
Em F
This party has alcohol of every kind
Am7 G
There’s people in the pool, beers on ice
Em F
The music is groovin’ and they’re dimming the lights
E7
Everybody starts dancing and I roll up my sleeves
N.C.
…I want to leave
[Chorus 1]
Am7 G
So dance ‘til you stop (Ooh-ooh)
C G F
‘Til you want to Go home (Ooh-ooh)
Am7 G
This party is great but not nearly as great
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As being alone-lone-lone
Am7 G
It’s Saturday night (Ooh-ooh)
C G F
I just want to have fun (Ooh-ooh)
Am7 G
So many beautiful people
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And I don’t want to talk to a single one
[Verse 2]
Am7
I forgot to mention
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I hate parties every time I give them a try
Am7
Interacting with a stranger
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Makes me want to run and hide, and also die
Am7 G
I had two sips of beer and a couple of snacks
Em F
Stood against the wall and had a panic attack
Am7 G
A guy comes up and he wants me to vape
Em F
This is my hell and I cannot escape
Am7 G
He talks about girls and his trip to France
Em F
It feels like my body’s being eaten by ants
E7
I get a spam call from the cable company
N.C.
SPOKEN: "I’m sorry I’ve got to take this, it’s a one-time offer and they give me 10% off the dish if I order
N.C.
At the same as the cable and if I connect it to my Wi-Fi…"
[Chorus 2]
Am7 G
So dance ‘til you stop (Ooh-ooh)
C G F
‘Til you want to Go home (Ooh-ooh)
Am7 G
This party is great but it’s 7:08
Am7 G F
And I just gotta go, go, go
Am7 G
It’s Saturday night (Ooh-ooh)
C G F
I just want to have fun (Ooh-ooh)
Am7 G
So many beautiful people
Am7 G F
And I don’t want to talk to a single one
[Post-Chorus]
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So many beautiful people singing “We’re all having fun!”
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Beautiful people singing “We won’t stop until we see the sun!”
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Everybody’s singing, but I see one singing a different song
[Bridge]
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Why won’t they stop? I really want to Go home
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And all these beautiful people are making me feel like a fugly little gnome
[Interlude]
N.C.
SPOKEN: (Danny):"I feel the same way"
N.C.
(Tom): "Really?
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(Danny): "Yeah, I hate parties"
N.C.
(Tom): "I hate them too"
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(Michelle): "Play some music!"
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(Tom): "Oi, I’m not the goddamn DJ, Michelle!"
N.C.
(Tom): "I told you, I got my face stuck in this big bear head
and you and your friends just started dancing around me"
N.C.
(Danny): "Oh my god, I hate it when that happens"
N.C.
(Tom and Danny): "It happens to me almost every day"
N.C.
(Tom): "Dude Do you want to hang out?"
N.C.
(Tom and Danny): "We could, or… we could stand at opposite ends of this party,
stare at our phones for half an hour and then never talk to each other again."
N.C.
(Michelle): "Play Lady Gaga!"
N.C.
(Tom and Danny): "WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT MICHELLE, YOU’RE KILLING ME!"
[Chorus 3]
Bbm7 Ab
So dance ‘til you stop (Ooh-ooh)
Db Gb
‘Til you want to Go home (Ooh-ooh)
Bbm7 Ab
This party is great but not nearly as great
Bbm7 Ab Gb
As being alone-lone-lone
Bbm7 Ab
It’s Saturday night (Ooh-ooh)
Db Gb
I just want to have fun (Ooh-ooh)
Bbm7 Ab
So many beautiful people
Bbm7 Ab Gb
And I don’t want to talk to a single one
[Outro]
N.C.
No, he’s all right, he’s all right!
N.C.
If I don’t get any more attention I’ll set myself on fire!"