[Intro]
C Em Dm F
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C Em Dm F
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C Em
I battled with the regency
Dm F
I fought them to a draw
C Em
Now I'm gonna tell you
Dm F
Everything I saw
[Interlude]
Asus2 A7sus2 AM7sus2
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Asus2 A7sus2 A6sus2 Asus4b6
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[Verse 1]
Asus2 A7sus2
I saw a nose job.......
A7sus2 AM7sus2
I saw a con job.........
Asus2 A7sus2 A6sus2 Asus4b6
I saw heart throb with a small knob.........
Asus2 A7sus2 A7sus2 AM7sus2
It was a whisperer,......who put the grab on her.......
Asus2 A7sus2
I saw white flag.......
A6sus2 Asus4b6
I felt my throat gag.........
[Pre-Chorus]
Asus2 A7sus2
Misty is an optimist
A6sus2 Asus4b6
She comes from way down low
Asus2 A7sus2
She's sleeping with a rock star
A6sus2 Asus4b6
She doesn't love him though
[Chorus]
Am C G E
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
Am G D/F# F
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
[Interlude]
Asus2 A7sus2 AM7sus2
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Asus2 A7sus2 A6sus2 Asus4b6
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[Verse]
Asus2 A7sus2
Yeah, it's boring.........
A7sus2 AM7sus2
Yeah, I'm snoring..........
Asus2 A7sus2
Cheesy, cheesy.........
A6sus2 Asus4b6
Queasy, pleasey........
[Pre-Chorus]
Asus2 A7sus2
Once I was a nobody
A6sus2 Asus4b6
I didn't stay too long
Asus2 A7sus2
Like a dog or cat or bird
A6sus2 Asus4b6
I sang a lusty song
[Chorus]
Am C G E
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
Am G D/F# F
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
[Post-Chorus]
Am C
Lead the victims in, to the stadium
G E
Fill the cold parking lot
Am G
..Girl who once believed
D/F# F
Winks and spreads her knees, **** the regency up
[Interlude]
E C#m CM7
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E C#m CM7
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[Bridge]
E C#m CM7 E C#m CM7
Satan is hiring,..........ah, but Satan is tiring..........
F#m F F#m F
No laughs, no ******* chance
F#m F Asus2
No laughs at all
[Interlude]
Asus2 G D/F# F
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[Chorus]
Am C G E
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
Am G D/F# F
..**** the regency,...**** the regency,..**** the regency up ('Cy up)
[Post-Chorus]
Am C G
Feeling murderous? Tore a journalist
E
Laugh it up, laugh it up
[Refrain]
Am G D/F# F
**** the regency,....**** the regency,....**** the regency up
Am C G E
**** the regency......
Am G D/F# F
..**** the regency, ****,....****
[Outro]
C Em Dm F
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C Em Dm F
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C Em
I battled with the regency
Dm F
I fought them to a draw
C Em
While I'm alive, uncompromised
Dm F C Em Dm F
I'm stepping out the door, the door...........