[Intro]
D A/C# Bm A G F#m Em A
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[Verse 1]
D A/C# Bm A
She ain’t a peach you oughta be pickin’
G F#m Em A
She ain’t the cup of tea you oughta be sippin’
D A/C# Bm A
She treats you like you’re broke, like you need fixin’
G F#m Em A
You ain’t gettin’ nothing back for all that you’re givin’
G A
If you’re good with who you’re kissin’, c’est la vie
G A
But I can show you what you’re missin’, yeah boy I can be
[Chorus]
D A/C# Bm A
The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
G F#m Em A
Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
D A/C# Bm A
She’s got a little style and a Hollywood smile
G F#m Em A
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
G A D
I’m everything she is, and everything she ain’t
[Interlude]
D A/C# Bm A G F#m Em A
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[Verse 2]
D A/C# Bm A
She sees diamonds, but I’m seein’ stars
G F#m
You should leave her on an island
Em A
Dance with me in this bar
D A/C# Bm A
Honey, there’s plenty of fish in the sea
G F#m
But if you take a second look
Em A
You’ll see there’s only one of me
[Chorus]
D A/C# Bm A
The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
G F#m Em A
Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
D A/C# Bm A
She’s got a little style and a Hollywood smile
G F#m Em A
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
G A D
I’m everything she is, and everything she ain’t
[Instrumental]
D A/C# Bm A G F#m Em A
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D A/C# Bm A G F#m Em A
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[Bridge]
G
She’s all wrong for you
F#m G A
Just the girl next-door you know is right as rain
[Chorus]
D A/C# Bm A
The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
G F#m Em A
Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
D A/C# Bm A
She’s got a little style and a Hollywood smile
G F#m Em A
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
G A D
I’m everything she is, and everything she ain’t
[Outro]
G A D
Yeah, I’m everything she is, and everything she ain’t