[Intro]
G
[Verse 1]
C G
Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees
Em D
Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID
C G
He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe
Em D
A little thing like you was born in '73
C G
Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke
Em D
He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke"
C G
I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know"
Em
But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat
[Chorus]
D C G
Now I got X's on my hands
Em D
While my ex is on my mind
C G
I'll Do anything I can
Em D
Just to get a drink or 5
C G
Gimme just one night, just one
Em D
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
C G
Might be a tad melodramatic
Em
But these exes
D C
Are ruining my life tonight
G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D C
They're ruining my life tonight
G Em D
Whoa, whoa oh
[Verse 2]
C G
Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe
Em D
There were 10 whole minutes where I talked to a guy
C G
He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife
Em D
Yeah, I was never his type
[Chorus]
C G
'Cause I got X's on my hands
Em D
While my ex is on my mind
C G
I'll Do anything I can
Em D
Just to get a drink or 5
C G
Gimme just one night, just one
Em D
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
C G
Might be a tad melodramatic
Em
But these exes
D C
Are ruining my life tonight
G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D C
They're ruining my life tonight
[Bridge]
G Em D
Whoa, whoa oh
D
Does anyone know
C G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D
How to wash off permanent marker
C G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D
Does anyone know
C G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
[Chorus]
C G
'Cause I got X's on my hands
Em D
While my ex is on my mind
C G
I'll Do anything I can
Em D
Just to get a drink or 5
C G
Gimme just one night, just one
Em D
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
C G
Might be a tad melodramatic
Em
But these exes
D C
Are ruining my life tonight
[Outro]
G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D C
Are ruining my life tonight
G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D
How to wash off permanent marker
C G Em
Whoa, whoa oh
D C G
Might be a tad melodramatic
Em
But these exes
D N.C.
Are ruining my life tonight