[Intro]
D G A D
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[Verse 1]
D G
I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track
A D
I'm a blonde hair, nutcase, freakshow, certified **** maniac
D G
The wheels upstairs are turnin', but I swear that hamster died
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Verse 2]
D G
Hell raisin' and high water, my tire's done gone flat
A D
I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
D G
My mind goes to the gutter, man, to me that's aimin' high
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Chorus]
G D
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
D A
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
G D
So hit me where it hurts 'cause, honey, I've answer?d to worse
D G
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Verse 3]
D G
I'm salt poured in my coffee, sugar in the tank
A D
I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
D G
I stayed off the wagon 'cause that horse was too **** high
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Chorus]
G D
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
D A
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
G D
So hit me where it hurts 'caus?, honey, I've answer?d to worse
D G
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Interlude]
G D A
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[Verse 4]
D G
My left foot's on my right foot, my right foot's in my mouth
A D
Hell, I be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
D G
Well, I ain't ever lonely 'cause it's me, myself and I
A D
You could bet your *** we're crazy bona fide
[Chorus]
G D
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
D A
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
G D
So hit me where it hurts 'caus?, honey, I've answer?d to worse
D G
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
A D
You could bet your *** I'm crazy bona fide
[Outro]
G A D
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