[Intro]
Em G Em C D
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[Verse 1]
Em G
No box jobs with door fobs
D Em
And guys like you with fancy cars in cocktail bars
C D Em
That forget to tip as they take a sip, and with every bit
G D Em
I feel the dirty napkin they dropped on the floor crumple in my fist
[Chorus]
Em G D
It has become apparent that you are not useful
Em
And it has become redundant
C D
The paperwork you’ve been filing
Em G D
And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you
Em C D
Now you realise that it is all not real
[Interlude]
Em G D Em C G
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[Verse 2]
Em
And if you don’t pay the rent
G
And all your money is spent
D
Will he come and get you?
Em
I don’t know, Do you know?
C D Em
And there’s and overwhelming presence of a hand over your head
G D Em C D
Yeah, there’s a big dark shadow over your bed
[Chorus]
Em G D
It has become apparent that you are not useful
Em
And it has become redundant
C D
The paperwork you’ve been filing
Em G D
And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you
Em C D
Now you realise that it is all not real
[Verse 3]
C Em
Pin-stripe suits and Chelsea boots
G D
Silver tie-pins with matching cufflinks
Em
Sit on the tube while you read the news
C D
Card declining, perfect timing
Em
Sniffing cheap coke on the weekend
G D
You hit your peak at seventeen and
Em
You’ve got all the gear but no idea
C D
Morning march, a glass of scotch
Em
You’re a bad-boy, you’re a big flirt
G D
Vodka, lime and soda on your t-shirt
Em
You’ve got a **** rose tattoo on your right hand
C
But your mummy’s been asking where you’ve been and
[Chorus]
Em G D
It has become apparent that you are not useful
Em
And it has become redundant
C D
The paperwork you’ve been filing
Em G D
And now you realise that there’s a man at the top and it’s not you
Em C D Em
Now you realise that it is all not real
[Bridge]
C
That’s a nice fade, where’d you get it from?
D
Same place as every other Jack, Luke and Tom
Em
You think you’re sick cause’ you paid to sit in V.I.P
D C
But the number on the cash machine says R.I.P
D
Smashed your iPhone and its got no warranty
Em
And your girlfriend would rather dance with me
I said, your girlfriend would rather dance with me
[Outro]
Em
Dance with me, dance with me
G D
Dance with— dance with me
Em
Dance with— dance with me
C D
Dance with— dance with me
Em
Dance with me, dance with me
G D
Dance with— dance with me
Em
Dance with— dance with me
C D
Dance with— dance with me
Em G D Em
Dance, dance, dance, dance with—
Dance with me
C D
Dance with— dance with me
Em G D Em
Dance, dance, dance, dance with—
Dance with me
C D
Dance with— dance to me
[Outro]
Em G D Em C D Em
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