Intro
(Too lazy)
Verse 1
D
..I wanted to Go outside
I thought about it, then I got too high
D
..It’s funny, I’m always online
But if you reach out, I will never reply
Pre-Chorus
G
And I reckon that’s why I’ve got no friends
People get mad when they’re left on read
D
..No matter, I’ve got my bed
And real big dreams, but they’re stuck in my head
Chorus
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G D
I could drive a pink Mercedes..
I could be a winner, baby
But I’m too ******* lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G D
I could lead th? U.S Navy..
I could be a hero, baby
But I’m too ******* lazy
Verse 2
D
..I’m trying to get in shap?
But I would rather play video games
D
..Man, I’m sorry that I’m so late
But really I’m shocked that I’m even awake
Pre-Chorus
G
So guess I’ll just blame the leaves I smoke
For making sure I’ve got no clean clothes
D
..Yeah, I’m busy, I’m on my phone
With all the people who are cutting up soap
Chorus
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G D
I could drive a pink Mercedes..
I could be a winner, baby
But I’m too ******* lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G D
I could lead th? U.S Navy..
I could be a hero, baby
But I’m too ******* lazy
Post-Chorus
A
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
G
I sing, “Oh-oh-oh, yeah”
D
I sing, “Ooh, yeah” (I sing, “Ooh, yeah”)
Baby, ooh, yeah (Ooh, yeah)
Bridge
G A G
..So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry
A G
They keep asking why I left the party and I didn’t say goodbye
A D
I should get inspired, but I’m just too tired
Chorus
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G D
I could drive a pink Mercedes..
D/F#
I could be a winner, baby..
But I’m too ******* lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G D
I could lead the U.S Navy..
I could be a hero, baby
But I’m too ******* lazy
Post-Chorus
A
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
G
I sing, “Oh-oh-oh, yeah” (C’mon)
D
I sing, “Ooh, yeah” (Ooh, yeah)
Baby, ooh, yeah (But I’m too ******* lazy)
A
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
G
I sing, “Oh-oh-oh, yeah” (All right)
D
I sing, “Ooh, yeah” (I could be a hero, baby)
(But I’m too ******* lazy)
Outro
A
(Oh-oh-oh, yeah)
G
(Oh-oh-oh, yeah)
D
(Ooh, yeah)
(Baby, ooh, yeah)