[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Em Am
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
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I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
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I’m hard to please, I’ll punch a referee (Ooh!)
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I bruised my knees, I’m ******* in the breeze
Em Am
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
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It’s hot, as deez, it’s 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Em Am
Apply the lotion, I’ll swim in the ocean
Em Am
But there was a commotion, I’m sinking, I’m floating with—
[Pre-Chorus]
C D Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
C D Em G
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
C D Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
C D Em G
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
[Chorus]
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
[Verse 2]
Em Am
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
Em Am
I’m eating burritos with Danny Devito
Em Am
Jeez, Louise, I’m weak in the knees
Em Am
I’m joining th? circus, I’m going berzerkus
Em Am
At sev?n-eleven, I’m drinking a beverage
Em Am
I’m lying to strangers, I’m looking for danger
Em Am
I’m chewing Bazooka, I’m swimming to Cuba
Em Am
Don’t look at Medusa, she’ll turn you into stone
[Verse 3]
Em Am
Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
Em Am
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
Em Am
He said “****, all we got’s Doritos and Fritos”
Em Am
I said, “Then give me all of those ******* Doritos and Fritos”
Em Am
Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
Em Am
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
Em Am
He said, “****, all we got’s Doritos and Fritos”
Em Am
I said, “Then give me all of those ******* Doritos and Fritos”
[Pre-Chorus]
C D Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
C D Em G
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
C D Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
C D Em G
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
[Chorus]
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
Em Am
…She’ll turn you into stone
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em Am
..Doritos and Fritos
Em
..Doritos and Fritos