Verse 1
G D A Bm G
..I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
D A Bm
Midnights become my afternoons...
G D A
..When my depression works the graveyard shift
Bm G
All of the people
D A Bm
I’ve ghosted stand there in the room....
G D A
I should not be left to my own devices
Bm G
They come with prices and vices
D A
I end up in crisis
Bm
(I’ve realized all this time)
G D A
..I wake up screaming from dreaming
Bm G
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
D A
Cuz you got tired of my scheming
Bm
For the last time
Chorus
G D A Bm
It’s me,...hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
G D A Bm
At tea...time, everybody agrees
G D A Bm
..I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
G D A Bm G
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero..
Interlude
D A Bm
…..…....
Verse 2
G D A Bm
..Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
G D A Bm
..And I’m a monster on the hill....
G D A Bm
..Too big to hang out, slowly lurching towards your favorite city
G D A Bm
..Pierced through the heart, but never killed...
G D A Bm G
..Did you hear my covert narcissism lightly disguised as altruism
D A Bm
Like some kind of congressman (I’ve realized all this time)
G D A
..I wake up screaming from dreaming
Bm G
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
D A
And life will lose all of its meaning
Bm
For the last time
Chorus
G D A Bm
It’s me,...hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
G D A Bm
At tea...time, everybody agrees
G D A Bm
..I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
G D A Bm G
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero..
Interlude
D A Bm
…..…..…
Bridge
G D A Bm
..I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
G D A Bm
..She thinks I left them in the will....
G D A Bm
..The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out
G D A Bm
..”She’s laughing up at us from hell!”...
Chorus
G D A Bm
It’s me,...hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
G D A Bm
It’s me,...hi,..I’m the problem, it’s me
G D A Bm
It’s me,...hi,..everybody agrees
G D A Bm
Everybody agrees….…...
Chorus
D
It’s me…
D
hi…
A Bm
I’m the problem, it’s me (I’m the problem, it’s me)
G D A Bm
At tea....time, everybody agrees (everybody agrees)
G D A Bm
..I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
G D A Bm G
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero..
Outro
D A
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