[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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..Drivin' on the right-side road
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..He says I'm pretty wearin' his clothes
A
..And he's got hands that make Hell seem cold
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..Feet on the dashboard, he's like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wrote
[Chorus]
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And he laughs at all my jokes
A D
And he says I'm so American
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Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
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To make me feel this much
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I'd Go anywhere he goes
A D
And he says I'm so American
G D
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
A Bm
If he keeps this **** up
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I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
[Verse 2]
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..God, I'm so boring and I'm so rude
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Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you
The way you dress and the books you read
G A
I really love my bed, but, man, it's hard to sleep when he's with me
When he's with me
[Chorus]
D G
And he laughs at all my jokes
A D
And he says I'm so American
G D
Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
A Bm
To make me feel this much
D G
I'd Go anywhere he goes
A D
And he says I'm so American
G D
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
A Bm
If he keeps this **** up
G Gm
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
[Bridge]
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I apologize if it's a little too much, just a little too soon
Bm G D
But if the conversation ever were to come up
Bm G
I don't wanna assume this stuff..
D
But ain't it wrong?
A
I think I'm in love
[Chorus]
D G
And he laughs at all my jokes
A D
And he says I'm so American
G D
Oh, God, it's just not fair of him
A Bm
To make me feel this much
D G
I'd Go anywhere he goes
A D
And he says I'm so American
G D
Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him
A Bm
If he keeps this **** up
G Gm
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
[Outro]
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