[Intro]
N.C.
The world may not understand you, frightened by your differences.
N.C.
But it is not their acceptance you need, it is your own.
N.C.
Run free my stallion, unbridled by doubt;
N.C.
and may the love you find along the way unite the halves of your soul.
[Verse 1]
A C#m E
I met her on the internet, we haven't met in person yet,
B
and thats how I'd like it to stay
A C#m E
Cause I've been down this road before, they always wind up wanting more,
B
they take one look and run away
[Pre-Chorus]
A B C#m
cause I'm a creature of the night
A B C#m
how could she ever love me right? When I Am only half a man
A B C#m
She's coming over here tonight
D#dim N.C.
To tell the truth I'm terrified there's nowhere left to hide that fact
[Chorus]
A C#m
That I'm a half Horse, half man
E B
How could she ever understand,
A C#m
That I'm a half horse, half man
E B
I'm a half horse, half man, thats what I am.
[Verse 2]
A C#m E
And so I told my love the truth, and she was actually pretty cool,
B
with finding out that I'm a horse
A C#m E
She introduced me to her friends, and took me to her room and then,
B
we made love cowgirl of course. mm-hmm-hmm
[Pre-Chorus 2]
A B C#m
but someones coming up the stairs
A B C#m
she said her parents weren't there (I'm finding out that was a lie)
A B C#m
She told me babe you gotta to hide
D#dim N.C.
I told her where I'm half a horse, her dad opens the door and says
[Chorus]
A C#m
Is that a half Horse, half man?
E B
laying naked in my daughter's bed
A C#m
That is a half horse, half man awww...
E B
Someone try to help me understand ohh-ohhh
[Bridge]
A C#m E
My moms my mom, my dads a horse, The two of them had intercourse
B
I'm traumatized by thier divorce
A C#m
That is how I'm horse, half man
E B
I Am one half horse, half man
N.C.
thats what I am
[Outro]
A B C#m
doo doo, doo doo, doo-da-lee-dee (thats what I am)
A B C#m
doo doo, doo doo, doo-da-lee-dee (I'm half a man)
A B C#m
doo doo, doo doo, doo-da-lee-dee (I'm half a..)
A B C#m
maa- aaa-- aaaaannn
A C#m
that I'm half a horse, god damn
E B
She loves me just the way I am
A C#m
she loves that I'm half horse, half man
E B
we dont give a ... ugly stares
A C#m
Lets run away into the night and leave our families behind
E B
We'll start our own family in time
A C#m
A family of half horse, half man
E B
or maybe even horse women, half horse children
A C#m E B
A C#m E B
Find your other half My son
A C#m E B