D F#7 Bm Bm Bm/C# Bm/D
Another try not to cry Christmas
Em B7 Em A+
Another try not to cry Christmas
D F#7/C# Bm
The little ones are all but shunned at that strangely degrading kids table
D F#7/C# Bm Bm Bm/C# Bm/D
The mistletoe says “No you don’t need a kiss, you need divorce papers”
Em D#dim Em Em Em/F# Em/G
The turkeys dry and grandpas high on oxycontin pumpkin pie
A
Oh me oh my, what a gong show, Ho Ho ho
D F#7 Bm
It’s just another try not to cry Christmas
Bm Bm/C# Bm/D Em D#dim Em
It’s just a___nother try not to cry Christmas
Em Em/F# Em/G A Bbdim7 Bm
And when I tell my eyes don’t you cry it’s Christmas
Bm Bm/C# Bm/D Em
What Do they do? Oh
A+
They monsoon
D
And Uncle John
F#7/C#
Goes on and on
Bm
Bout QAnon and Armageddon
D F#7/C#
John, shut up and your girlfriend too
Bm Bm Bm/C# Bm/D
She’s 21 and all coked out dude
Em D#dim
Phewf, Thank god John and the blonde’s gone
Em Em Em/F# Em/G
But so is the innocence from being young
A
No more sugar plum fun, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum
D F#7 Bm
It’s just another try not to cry Christmas
Bm Bm/C# Bm/D Em D#dim Em
It’s just a___nother try not to cry Christmas
Em Em/F# Em/G A Bbdim7 Bm
And when I tell my eyes don’t you cry it’s Christmas
Bm Bm/C# Bm/D Em
What Do they do? Oh
A+
They monsoon
Dm Dm
(Cry, Cry Christmas
Bb F
Cry, cry
A Dm
Cry Cry Christmas
Bb F
Cry, Cry Christmas
A
Cry, Cry Christmas)
Dm
Cry Cry Christmas
Bb
Cry Cry Christmas
F
Cry Cry Christmas
A
Cry, Cry
Dm
Cry Cry Christmas
Bb
Cry Cry Christmas
F
Cry Cry Christmas
A
Cry, Cry
Dm
D F#7 Bm
So the rain falls down and the snow turns brown
Bm Bm/C# Bm/D Em
And the sun comes out, it’s a winter drought
B7 Em A+
And the climate bleeds and screams and pleas, ‘Sing with me’
And 1, 2, 3
D F#7 Bm Bm Bm/C# Bm/D
Another try not to cry Christmas
Em D A
It’s another try not to cry Christmas