[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Woah. Who is at that table there?. Don’t look at them, just don’t!
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We call those three 'The Plastics'
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They're shiny, fake, and hard
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They play their little mind games
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All around the schoolyard
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They might insult your clothing
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Or make fun of your name
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Like they mocked Jen Morecock
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'Til she bursted into flame
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And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
[Bridge]
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Regina George is the queen bee
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She's always dressed up
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She always wins Spring Fling Queen
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We’re just drones that work for her, then die
[Verse]
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My name is Regina George
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And I Am a massive deal
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Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me
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And these... these are real
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I've got money and looks
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I am, like, drunk with power
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This whole school humps my leg
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like a chihuahua
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I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
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I never weigh more than one-fifteen
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My name is Regina George
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And I Am a massive deal
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I don't care who you are
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I don't care how you feel
[Bridge]
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That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody
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That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets
[Verse]
C
"Yes, Regina" "No, Regina", every waking hour
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I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power
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If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball
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'Cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you've had alcohol
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I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master
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Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
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Regina is the queen but I'm the head of worker bees
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As I Am seated at her right hand, like a Jewish Princess Jesus
[Bridge]
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That is Karen Smith, the dumbest person you will ever meet
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I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”
[Verse]
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My name is Karen, my hair is shiny
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My teeth are perfect, my skirt is tiny
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It barely covers my pretty hiney
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My name is Karen, I may not be smart...
NC
That's it
[Bridge]
E
Right, we never really Do this but, how would you like to have lunch with us this week?
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No need for you to thank us, there's no need to even speak
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You're new and you don't know things. You need good friends who can tell you what to think
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See you here same time tomorrow.
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On Wednesdays we wear pink. On Wednesdays we wear pink!
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Here's where you belong, here's where you belong
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Here's where you belong, here's where you belong
[Outro]
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Wear something nice and grab a tray
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'Cause we don't Do this everyday
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Say here's where you belong, Say here's where you belong
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No, really, say it
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Say here's where you belong!
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Come sit with us tomorrow, it'll be fetch!