[Verse 1]
F#m
Table for two that’s all sorted
F#m
I played the man and you bought it
F#m
We’ll talk over glass like I own it
F#m
Give me an itch, I’ll postpone it
F#m
So take a deep breath, a big stretch, baby
It’ll feel like a movie (Maybe)
F#m
..A pep talk in a bathroom corner
E
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
A#/Eb
..You met another, god I’m my mother
D
Think it’s in my blood
E F#m
Yeah, I date like Walmart, bootleg boss *****
E
Any chips or nuts for the hostage?
A#/Eb
..So what the **** did I miss?
D E
…Why the **** did we kiss? (Hey)
[Chorus]
F#m E
I got weird when we made out (Yeah)
D
What a ******* kiss to think about
A#m
Poured a drink all over my wiring
C#
Short the fuse, all cylind?rs firing (****)
F#m E
..It got weird when we mad? out (Hey)
D
Clearly, I got **** to figure out (Yeah)
A#m
Baby, baby, please don’t hate me
C# F#m
Call me up again, I won’t get weird
[Interlude]
F#m
……
[Verse 2]
F#m
Baby, what’s the deal, Do you like me?
F#m
Why Do karma and girls love to bite me?
F#m
I still wait for the pressure to ripen
F#m
Guess hot god **** mess is your type then
F#m
..A pep talk in a bathroom corner
E A#/Eb
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
You met another, god I’m my mother
D
Think it’s in my blood
E F#m
Yeah, just sit there tell me I’m attractive
E A#/Eb
..Is she a date or a captive? And I don’t know why
D
Making out just made me cry (Hey!)
[Chorus]
F#m E
I got weird when we made out (Yeah)
D
What a ******* kiss to think about
A#m
Poured a drink all over my wiring (****)
C#
Short the fuse, all cylinders firing
F#m E
..It got weird when we made out (Hey!)
D
Clearly, I got **** to figure out
A#m
Baby, baby, please don’t hate me
C# F#m
Call me up again, I won’t get weird
D
(I won’t get weird)
A#m C#
(Oh call me up again, I won’t get weird)
[Bridge]
D A#m
(Bm) No one told me (Bm)
F#m
‘Course I stumbled (Bm)
E D
Where’s the reference? (Bm-mm)
A#m
That’s the old me (Bm)
C#
God forgive her (Bm, hm, hm, hm)
D A#m
(Bm) Hyped it up (Bm)
F#m
Grew a dream (Bm)
E
Held your hand (Bm)
D
Suppressed a scream, oh, baby please believe me
A#m C#
Let’s not make it deeper than it needs to be (Bm, hm, hm)
[Chorus]
F#m E
I got weird when we made out (Yeah)
D
What a ******* kiss to think about
A#m
Poured a drink all over my wiring
C#
Short the fuse, all cylinders firing
F#m E
..It got weird when we made out (Hey!)
D
Clearly, I got **** to figure out
A#m
Baby, baby, please don’t hate me
C# F#m
Call me up again, I won’t get weird (Hey!)